Friday 20 May 2016

Story #269 - Ordering a burger

"I'd like to order a burger. Does it come with ketchup?"
"No."
"Mustard?"
"No."
"Mayo?"
"Anything?"
"Bread."
"Bread? Not bun?"
"No."
"So I'm paying triple than what I'd pay in a regular place for a burger with bread?"
"Yes."
"Can you say more than one word?"
"Sometimes."
"Can you explain why it's so expensive?"
"No."
"You're killing me."
"Yes."
"Are you bored?"
"Plenty."
"How about we have some fun?"
"Sure."
"Add on the order, cheese, tomato, pickles, and those three sauces."
"Forbidden."
"Come on, just do it. If they'll have a problem, I'll talk to them. And I'll give you a tip, too."
"Okay."
"Good man. Think outside the box next time, alright?"
"You betcha."

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